笑口常开英语笑话,菁选2篇

笑口常开英语笑话1　　绕口令　　Amidstthemistsandcoldestfrosts,withstoutestwristsandloudestboasts,hethrustshisfista下面是小编为大家整理的笑口常开英语笑话,菁选2篇,供大家参考。

笑口常开英语笑话1

　　绕口令

　　Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, he thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

　　A tall eastern girl named Short long loved a big Mr. Little. But Little, thinking little of Short, loved a little lass named Long. To belittle Long. Short announced She would marry Little before long. This caused Little shortly to marry Long. To make a long story short, did tall Short love big Little less because Little loved little Long more?

　　A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing-net.

　　A snow-white swan swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake.

　　A writer named Wright was instructing his little son how to write Wright right. He said: "It is not right to write Wright as "rite"---try to write Wright aright!"

笑口常开英语笑话2

　　笑口常开

　　When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk"s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him.

　　"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we"ve had so long!"

　　"Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?!" the manager asked.

　　"That"s the one!"

　　"That"s great!" the manager cried, "I thought we"d never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suitwe"ve ever had! But tell me, why is your hand bandaged?"

　　"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his seeing-eye dog bit me."